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Things the MBTI types have actually said to me:

(Inspired by @entjheda )

INTJ: “Why did he have to leave? I was almost done planning his murder!”

INTP: “Have you noticed how people are like trash cans? If you step on their feet their mouths open.”

ENTJ: “I became an ordained minister so I could marry my enemies to each other.”

ENTP: *tried to break the world record for the longest “YEA BOI” ever*

INFJ: “I tried converting my best friend to Islam, but then I remembered she was Jewish.” (He wasn’t even Muslim.)

INFP: “Guys, do disco balls make party sperm?”

ENFJ: “What’s Donald Trump’s surname?”

ENFP: *not a quote, but she cried singing a nursery rhyme about a snowflake*

ISTJ: *tells bad joke, no one laughs but him* “Aren’t I hilarious?”

ISFJ: “What if someone called Walker was paraplegic?”

ESTJ: “What the f*** are ramen noodles?”

ESFJ: “Hello, how is your uterus doing?”

ISTP: “I can’t believe that bitch was the winning sperm.”

ISFP: “Can you do a headstand so I can draw you? No questions asked please.”

ESTP: “Did you know that Miss White was black?!” *we knew*

ESFP: “Guys! Watch me dance!” *falls into a pool*

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the MBTI types I know, as described by an ENTP

The last bullet for each person is how I imagine they would react if forced to fight a group of penguins

INFJ

  • i luv her
  • quirky af
  • ball of anxiety & depression
  • needs you to tell her you love her 36473492 times a day
  • so much luv to give
  • extremely caring
  • refers to animated objects as “she”
  • smol & sensitive
  • can dish it but can’t take it
  • drunk girl humor even when sober
  • would help penguins kill her

ESTJ

  • everyone’s bossy big sister
  • gossip queen
  • can’t shut up
  • doesn’t care how you feel
  • good at getting other people’s shit together
  • knows everything about everyone
  • manipulative af
  • it’s to your advantage to be her friend (which is why I am, guess what, ENTP’s are manipulative too)
  • thinks she knows people better than they know themselves, is only sometimes right
  • good for 4am conversations
  • EXTROVERT TO THE MAX
  • would fight penguins with a long stick

ESFP

  • has more balls than a locker room full of cis boys
  • works hard, plays harder
  • gives 0 fucks
  • LOUD LOUD LOUD
  • can be very sweet
  • can be very mean
  • seems cocky, is lowkey very insecure
  • funniest bitch you’ll ever meet
  • extremely blunt
  • will roast you to within an inch of your life, will not feel bad
  • loves math, hates anything remotely nerdy
  • when sober, would be mauled by a group of penguins
  • when drunk, would maul the penguins

ISFJ

  • says he’s 18 but is definitely 80
  • is constantly roasted by everyone, but it’s out of love
  • scrawny but stronk
  • SO ANIMATED
  • breathes sarcasm
  • pessimist
  • picture your grumpy old-fashioned grandpa as a fairly liberal college student… yeah that’s ISFJ
  • gets way too into debates
  • seems like a dick but is actually a Good Christian Boy
  • an old soul
  • good morals
  • will give you his coat, even if you’re not cold
  • would let penguins peck him to death; might hit back a few times but without much gusto

ISTP

  • Alpha Male
  • mansplains but knows he’s mansplaining and makes fun of himself for it
  • my problematic fave
  • thinks he’s smarter than everyone; isn’t
  • quietness makes him seem like a stuck-up dick
  • is actually a stuck-up dick
  • but if he decides he likes you he’s SUCH a delight to be around; a ray of sunshine on a cloudy day
  • very goofy, silly, random
  • athletic nerd
  • fit body, shows it off every time he gets the chance
  • doesn’t show ANY emotion, but lowkey really cares about those he’s closest with 
  • will go out of the way to cheer friends up
  • processes emotions in a logical way, which I really relate to
  • totally gets my weird humor and vice versa
  • best bullshitter on the planet
  • would choke a few penguins out if he thought no one would find out

INTJ

  • major fucking nerd
  • tries to come off cold and distant like ISTP does naturally, but is the sweetest bean
  • loves dogs more than anyone else
  • thinks he’s smarter than everyone; actually is
  • very very judgemental about anyone who thinks differently than him
  • surprisingly sensitive and petty
  • black and white, one size fits all thinking
  • watches math videos for fun
  • funny but also very awkward
  • doesn’t understand others’ emotions but also really wants others to be happy so he Tries His Best
  • is only ever happy when eating pizza
  • would hug penguins into submission

ENFP

  • my bffl
  • I didn’t like her at first but she forced her friendship on me until I loved her
  • LOUD
  • vivacious af
  • never ever thinks before speaking
  • accidentally offensive
  • gay
  • absolutely no filter
  • obscenely confident and a nervous wreck all at once
  • emotional but also has a very practical side
  • the mom friend who should really never be a mom
  • shock humor
  • bad puns
  • *flirts*
  • biggest extrovert
  • could talk for hours
  • if you get her, you’ll love her, if you don’t, she’ll annoy the shit out of you
  • would feed penguins Lunchables

INFP

  • my other bffl
  • kind, yet sassy
  • *says witty comment under breath*
  • needs time to recharge
  • aesthetic goals
  • *scoffs*
  • is always traumatized by the things ENFP says
  • insta famous
  • gets adorably frustrated at the smallest things
  • *finger guns*
  • puns
  • will call you out on your bs
  • if penguins attacked, would just cry

INTP

  • my mom
  • very logical and unemotional but still kind
  • has no patience for whining; will tell you to get over it
  • dark humor
  • anxiety anxiety anxiety
  • always in a rush
  • swears like a sailor
  • always has good advice
  • hates lying
  • is somehow both no-nonsense and very chill/fun 
  • very very witty
  • will not talk down to you or soften the truth for you; speaks to everyone like they’re her peer
  • my friends always love her and wish she was their mom
  • “I’m not bossy, just the boss”
  • strong independent woman who don’t need no man
  • probably wouldn’t fight penguins off unless she thought they would hurt one of her children (or any child, really)

ENTP

  • me
  • anxious wreck
  • sense of humor switches between quirky, witty, awkward, and shock
  • is happiest around other people but needs more time to recharge than most extroverts
  • openminded, is not a fan of people who only see things in black and white
  • loves friendly debates, is terrified of actual conflict
  • a friend described me as “the most awkward with the most friends”
  • jumps from friend group to friend group because I get bored
  • *procrastinates*
  • is very very tuned into how others are feeling but doesn’t always know what to do with that info
  • is logical and unemotional about own life but very sympathetic to others
  • has a desperate need to be well-liked and popular
  • generally tries to be as kind as possible but has very sharp humor with close friends
  • expresses affection by roasting
  • hates planning, just wants to go with the flow
  • has been known to cut corners or BS a little in order to get ahead… 
  • does not mind lying if it won’t hurt anyone
  • craves attention, but gets shy in front of crowds
  • short attention span
  • a nerd who loves to party hard
  • would fight penguins to save own life, but would try not to kill them
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Why I Love the Types

INTP: They always ask the most interesting questions, and will consider your point of view and explore it thoroughly before judging if it is valid or not, their thirst for knowledge is super interesting and complex, and their open-mindedness is unparalleled, they act like they don’t care but they are capable of being incredibly selfless, also their minds are AMAZING, so complex and logical, and just lots of love to all the INTPs out there, you’re great people! X) also, whatever you create is always eerily fascinating, how ever do you come up with that? 

ENTP: You guys are incredibly witty, which makes it hard at times to be mad at you for being politically incorrect, as you have the capacity to understand and respond to almost anything, which makes you great at advising people, and you’re really fun to be with, your confidence empowers people to feel good about themselves, and the quality of conversation is just incredible, so we love you very much beside the fact that you’re infuriating sometimes ;) you’re ultra-smart, too.

INTJ: So F-types using Fi can be annoying but hear me out: I profoundly respect your aptitude to think things through and to sense what the best decision to take would be, you’re incredibly knowledgeable (like htf do you know so much!), your drive and vision are empowering and could truly change the world, and you are silently capable of anything. I basically respect you guys so much, you rock! Oh and your subtle humour and occasional passive-aggressiveness? That’s another great thing ;)

ENTJ: First of all, your organisation skills are unparalleled, you can find a plan for anything in a matter of seconds, and there is ALWAYS a solution, even though you’re a bit scary you’re really easy to talk to when we get to know you, the way you talk about the things that interest you makes it fascinating for the person listening too because of your drive, when you’re patient you can spend hours explaining things ever so clearly to people, you’re really cool ;)

INFP: You’re all so sweet, but this should not be misunderstood as a weakness, since you hold your values very close to your heart and whoever fails to be kind and understanding of others, or who persistently underestimates you, will be irretrievably lost, which makes you very loyal, and very complex. The way you relate to other people although you’re different, your empathy and perception of life are truly inspiring! :) also, your writing skills are very impressive.

ENFP: ENFPs are as capable of making people cry from laughter as they are in search of the deepest truths of their mind and personal understandings to see the world from a completely different perspective, you’re crazy in the best possible way and you speak from the heart, you find meaning in the seemingly smallest and worthless things, and your outlook on life -although it can sometimes be nostalgic or sad- is always breathtakingly beautiful, it’s amazing :)

INFJ: Where do I even start with INFJs, you people are so wise and oftentimes very old souls who genuinely care for other people that they know AND don’t know, you’re always ready to help, sometimes more than you can directly handle, and your concern for the welfare of mankind is incredible. You understand people better than they do themselves, and thank you for listening to our endless rants, and having so much compassion you sometimes feel like it could kill you. We love you lots, really

ENFJ: Not talking about me but about other ENFJs, because that’s what we do, but you people are the rays of sunshine of our lives, the extra mother we didn’t know we needed -badly- and your patience, added to that “fighter for peace” mentality, helps us through our darkest times and makes us stronger. You can always, 24/7, be counted upon to get out of your way to help a friend or make time for someone if they need to talk, and that’s fricking remarkable, you’re a great person -remember that. 

ISTJ: You save our asses ALL THE TIME, which would honestly be enough for me, considering how many times you do so, relentlessly, on a daily basis, you also work so hard to get what you want, you’re determined and nothing can make you stray when you’ve found the right path, your loyalty and strong sense of morals and duties are truly remarkable qualities that teach us many valuable lessons, and thank you once again for your notes, and your checklists, I don’t know what I’d do without you ;)

ISFJ: I’d already mentioned it somewhere but you guys are simply adorable, you care so much, and you excel when it comes to organising birthday parties and family gatherings. You remember little but meaningful things about people, but please stop beating yourselves up over things you don’t consider perfect because clearly, the fact that you’ve put so much of your time, and care into doing something we all see as amazing is way more than enough to any of us!! :) love you guys, take care

ESTJ: You guys are like these old professors from British colleges you see in films, you have your habits, you know your facts, you like cosy warm rooms where you can read and learn at ease, and your pun-based humour is hilarious. You can be completely hyper like you can be calm and smooth-spoken, and you always thrive to take the best decision, which is admirable. We love you for your patience and practicality, and just thank you for being a responsible person - even though sometimes you’re clearly train wrecks but that’s cool with us x)

ESFJ: Stereotypically you’re bubbly and happy to be alive, and I find that that’s actually true for most of the ESFJs I’ve encountered so far :) your organisation skills are epic and you use them to help people as well, so that they can have an organised and healthy lifestyle, which is great. Your positivity has an impact on the quality of my day, at least, and your compulsivity to hug is adorable, we love you so much! ^^

ISFP: You guys look quite serious from afar but when we get to know you, you’re about five kinds of crazy and six kinds of fun ;) You can be energetic and inspired and full of life, like you can also be perfectly chill and quiet -and just to be clear, you have the most amazingly awful taste in music; like I would want to hate it, but I can’t? Thank you for listening to my rants for hours on end and being cool with it, and for just being an awesome YOU

ISTP: You people act like you don’t care but deep down, you’re just fluff x) thank you for fixing just about anything I constantly break, and for being my Eye-roll & Sarcasm buddy. You also have a veritable sense of responsibilities, and will protect the people you care about with your life. Small acts of kindness is your way of showing love, and your strong opinions strive behind your unyielding determination and independence. You be you ;) 

ESFP: The palette of emotions you often display is pretty intense, and it makes great art works, that it be in dance, poetry, drawing or painting, as it also contributes to making you fabulous, and fabulously unique ;) You have style and you have opinions, and you’re not afraid to show it, and that fierceness and wildness is what makes you so damn inspiring. You’re full of beans, and completely crazy, and your party spirit is much appreciated. You also care a lot about your friends and family, and would do anything for them. You go, girl!

ESTP: You guys are driven, cool, aaand have like five different passions which have completely taken over your life and that you constantly think and talk about x) your sense of thrill and danger is also exciting as hell, and your persistent need to set up pranks and make trashy jokes is kind of awesome, but you will literally destroy anyone who tries to contradict you, which comes in really impressively when you defend your friends and look out for them. You’re like our teenage older brother, and you’re awesome ;)

infp enfp enfj infj intp intj entp entj isfj istj esfj estj isfp istp esfp estp mbti this is from personal experience so i'm sorry if it's not accurate for everyone please correct me if i'm very wrong lots of love to everyone! a little positivity this is probably cheesy but i felt like it fe overload there is so much more to say but i'll stop there