over-ana-lysing Things the MBTI types have actually said to me:(Inspired by @entjheda )INTJ: “Why did he have to leave? I was almost done planning his murder!” INTP: “Have you noticed how people are like trash cans? If you step on their feet their mouths open.” ENTJ: “I became an ordained minister so I could marry my enemies to each other.”ENTP: *tried to break the world record for the longest “YEA BOI” ever*INFJ: “I tried converting my best friend to Islam, but then I remembered she was Jewish.” (He wasn’t even Muslim.)INFP: “Guys, do disco balls make party sperm?”ENFJ: “What’s Donald Trump’s surname?”ENFP: *not a quote, but she cried singing a nursery rhyme about a snowflake* ISTJ: *tells bad joke, no one laughs but him* “Aren’t I hilarious?”ISFJ: “What if someone called Walker was paraplegic?”ESTJ: “What the f*** are ramen noodles?”ESFJ: “Hello, how is your uterus doing?”ISTP: “I can’t believe that bitch was the winning sperm.”ISFP: “Can you do a headstand so I can draw you? No questions asked please.” ESTP: “Did you know that Miss White was black?!” *we knew*ESFP: “Guys! Watch me dance!” *falls into a pool* this took a while to make happy new year folks intj girl things intj intj personality INTP intp mbti mbti types mbti ENTJ ENTP INFJ ENFJ INFP enfp ISTJ ISFJ ESTJ ESFJ ISFP ISTP ESTP ESFP